Top 10 ingenious wisdom made in USAFunny lyrics - Various funny lyrics1. "I would not want to live eternally, because we should not live
eternally, because we need to live eternally, we would live eternally,
but we can not live eternally, and therefore I would not want to live
forever."(Miss Alabame at the Miss America Competition in 1994 answers the question of the possibility of eternal life.)
2. "Whenever I see those poor starving kids on television, I simply cry. I mean, I'd like to be so skinny, but without those fierce flies, deaths and things like that."(Mariah Carrey)
3. "Research has shown that chocolate in the brain produces reactions similar to those caused by marijuana. The researchers also demonstrated some similarities, but they can not be recalled right now."(journalist Mat Lauer in NBC Today Show)
4. "I did not commit any crime. I just failed to comply with the law."(David Dinkins, a New York City councilor, at a discussion on tax evasion)
5. "Smoking kills. If it kills you, you lose a significant part of your life."(Brooke Shields, during an engagement engagement for a spokesman for the anti-smoking campaign at the national level)
6. "We will turn this team 360 degrees."(Jason Kidd, when crossing to Dallas Mavrickse)
7. "We will not be pushed by some journalists through the documents. We are the president.(Hillary Clinton)
8. "China is a large country inhabited by a large number of Chinese."(guest star Charles De Gaule, former French President)
9. "If we exclude murders, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."(Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington)
10. "It does not cause contamination to our environment. Injuries in the air and leads to it."(Dan Quayle, former US vice president)
2. "Whenever I see those poor starving kids on television, I simply cry. I mean, I'd like to be so skinny, but without those fierce flies, deaths and things like that."(Mariah Carrey)
3. "Research has shown that chocolate in the brain produces reactions similar to those caused by marijuana. The researchers also demonstrated some similarities, but they can not be recalled right now."(journalist Mat Lauer in NBC Today Show)
4. "I did not commit any crime. I just failed to comply with the law."(David Dinkins, a New York City councilor, at a discussion on tax evasion)
5. "Smoking kills. If it kills you, you lose a significant part of your life."(Brooke Shields, during an engagement engagement for a spokesman for the anti-smoking campaign at the national level)
6. "We will turn this team 360 degrees."(Jason Kidd, when crossing to Dallas Mavrickse)
7. "We will not be pushed by some journalists through the documents. We are the president.(Hillary Clinton)
8. "China is a large country inhabited by a large number of Chinese."(guest star Charles De Gaule, former French President)
9. "If we exclude murders, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."(Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington)
10. "It does not cause contamination to our environment. Injuries in the air and leads to it."(Dan Quayle, former US vice president)
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